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Pevil Lahuta's Pet Moa · May 26, 2005, 09:05 PM // 21:05

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Originally Posted by Pevil Lihatuh

LOL damn... I guess I need to invest in a few more Moa treats and some nice protective armour for my lil birdie...

Shut up u ,,, some master u r.

Reyna {Archer Henchman} · May 26, 2005, 09:06 PM // 21:06

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Originally Posted by Tur713

Reyna! Was all we had just a fling? Did you not mean the words you said? How could you? I loved you, I trusted you...my heart weeps...

*cough* well, you know, like, uhm, it was really fun? and everything? but, uhm, you know, I, like, am in a totally different place right now, and, like, really feel that Orion is, like, my soulmate? So I'm like TOTALLY sorry and everything. We can totally still be friends, though, so, you know, I'll call you.

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Originally Posted by Alesia {Healer Henchman}

That is so not true! I can't believe he's telling people that again, when everyone knows the reason he gets off his drunk arse and runs with humans at all is because he's out of beer money again...

Just watch. If you act nonchalant-like, you'll see him sneaking a cut of the purse.

Alesia is just like, totally jealous because me and Orry are together and she's had the hots for, like, EVER but is just too, like, totally bitter to hang out with. Yeah, I mean, sure he likes to cut loose every now and then and knock back a few, but who doesn't? Although it kind of bums me out when he's had a couple and starts going off about "the revolution," and how he misses the good old days before the searing when he'd go to party meetings...and something about a guy named "Chairman Moa" and "running wargs and paper stalkers"... And I'm, like, "what.ever." It's such a buzzkill, you know?

JjK · May 26, 2005, 09:23 PM // 21:23

Kudos to you henchman. I am that 5% who actually helps you, no matter how many times you wallhack to get to where you just died

Mhenlo · May 26, 2005, 11:04 PM // 23:04

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Originally Posted by Alesia {Healer Henchman}

...I thought we were keeping that on the DL... you know the rules about fraternization within the Order...

I cant keep the secret anymore.

Pevil Lahuta's Pet Moa · May 26, 2005, 11:15 PM // 23:15

Id jus like to set the record straight between my master and I. You see after threatening to call the A.F.M.W. (asociation for moa wellfare), he cleaned up his act and kept off the moonshine. I now recieve the RESPECT i deserve and am treated in a equal way. I'd jus like to apologize for my past anger, and apologize to my master.

Banzia · May 27, 2005, 12:14 AM // 00:14

i think alesia is hawt.. i like to run mission just with her

Dunham{Enchanter Henchman · May 27, 2005, 12:15 AM // 00:15

Hey guys, what's going on?

Why didn't you tell me you were all having a conversation? I know you've been hanging out without me.

What?

rschaefer_1 · May 27, 2005, 01:02 PM // 13:02

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Originally Posted by Dunham{Enchanter Henchman

Hey guys, what's going on?

Why didn't you tell me you were all having a conversation? I know you've been hanging out without me.

What?

Who is he?

Lea Black · May 27, 2005, 03:35 PM // 15:35

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Originally Posted by rschaefer_1

Who is he?

You know, the guy no one ever picks!

Alesia {Healer Henchman} · May 27, 2005, 03:54 PM // 15:54

Rheyna, I am so not jealous of you. Orion is nice and all but really he hits the bottle entirely too often for my liking. And besides, since Mhenlo has decided to forego redeeming his honorific of "Brother" for the sake of our love, I can put all these rumors of clandestine relationships with humans and other henchmen to rest. Finally!

Oh and hi Dunham! Gosh, I haven't seen you in ages... other than back at the pole...

chalt2 · May 27, 2005, 04:28 PM // 16:28

I can't EVEN believe that the Elitist, Henchie Clique would even lower themselves to talk to us lowly Humans. I mean theyre always and I MEAN always standing around in thier own little "group" never talking to anyone, never participating in ANY conversation, NEVER volenteers to join up with anyone advertising "LFG", NOOOO we as Humans always have to og OVER to them and ask them to grace us with thier presence on the mission or quest we want to endeavor upon. Then once theyre in the group do they EVER offer any advise? or hints or anything that might be helpful, NO, but geezs make one bad turn or one bad choice and they give you that LOOK, that cold, harsh daze that screams " you dumda** why did you do it THAT way, ..tard" and then the worst part...they whisper amongst themselves and point at you, its humilliating....I hate you damn henchies....I hate you...

## Best thread ever...LOL

Pevil Lihatuh · May 27, 2005, 05:40 PM // 17:40

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Originally Posted by Pevil Lahuta's Pet Moa

Id jus like to set the record straight between my master and I. You see after threatening to call the A.F.M.W. (asociation for moa wellfare), he cleaned up his act and kept off the moonshine. I now recieve the RESPECT i deserve and am treated in a equal way. I'd jus like to apologize for my past anger, and apologize to my master.

see what i have to put up with? 20 levels with me and the darn bird still can't tell I'm female!

erm... anyway yes after that lovely person from the AFMW came round and threate...er... spoke to me, I've reached a peaceful arrangement with my lovely Moa here.

... so when are we gonna see Alesia, Stephen and the rest of them actually running around in-game instead of just standing around like ninnies? Hmm? Come on guys, join in with the dancing!

Pevil Lahuta's Pet Moa · May 27, 2005, 05:58 PM // 17:58

[QUOTE=Pevil Lihatuh]see what i have to put up with? 20 levels with me and the darn bird still can't tell I'm female!

Hey now! you humans all look alike to me, and i couldnt tell from the name Pevil, so yea i guessed! Dont make me call the AFMW...lolol good times good times.

Unfortunately my other name was banned (id have no idea y, so im pissed) or sumthins wrong cuz i cant acess forums, so im stuck on the body of bird!

sojen · May 27, 2005, 11:00 PM // 23:00

Ok, those people that said they were going out with Alesia are liars. Here is a photo taken yesterday in the desert. Observe how they were trying to run away from me as I chased from below.
<------- I'm a paparazzi.

Apparently, Alesia and Orion have been seeing each other, and were in fact walking on Cloud 9. Explain yourself, Alesia. Is that why you always heal Orion first, even though he has 3/4 life left, while Thorn was already 1/4 life left, and yes, end up dying.

Mhenlo · May 28, 2005, 03:49 AM // 03:49

How could you cheat on me?

Alesia {Healer Henchman} · May 28, 2005, 03:53 AM // 03:53

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Originally Posted by Mhenlo

How could you cheat on me?

Pffft. Orion was showing off again and said, "Y'all wanna see somethin'?" and the next thing I know I'm airborne. AGAIN. I hate it when he does that.

But if you want to take the word of some human over mine, that's fine. I see where those promises of undying devotion get me.

My mother told me never to trust my heart to a man with more tattoos than me...
/sob

Pevil Lahuta's Pet Moa · May 28, 2005, 04:50 AM // 04:50

Hey has ne1 seen the Alesia henchman video? Its rivals paris Hilton's.

Starflower · May 28, 2005, 05:19 AM // 05:19

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Originally Posted by Prince Rurik

Humans aren't stupid Stephan, they're just cowards. They don't seem to understand that in the heat of battle you must always be moving - push them back, make them reel! There's a psychological advantage to be had in catching them off guard, and I have won many a battle through such tactics. My father, the lazy old tyrant, would probably approve of the "caution" that these pathetic folks display, but not I. Oh, would that it was not prophesised that I must always be accompanied by nitwits.

I do try to live up to the exacting standards set by Ascalon's Prince, but not all of us are made of such stern stuff. I try to remember that "tactics" are for spineless weaklings, and throw myself into battle with the same relish and abandon that our Prince models for us, but as a squishy Mesmer I'm not always up for the challenge. I just hope Prince Rurik understands that some humans do try to live up to the noble ideals he symbolizes for all of us.

This thread is, without a doubt, making my entire Memorial Day Weekend.

Pevil Lahuta's Pet Moa · May 28, 2005, 05:37 AM // 05:37

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Originally Posted by Starflower

I do try to live up to the exacting standards set by Ascalon's Prince, but not all of us are made of such stern stuff. I try to remember that "tactics" are for spineless weaklings, and throw myself into battle with the same relish and abandon that our Prince models for us, but as a squishy Mesmer I'm not always up for the challenge. I just hope Prince Rurik understands that some humans do try to live up to the noble ideals he symbolizes for all of us.

This thread is, without a doubt, making my entire Memorial Day Weekend.

I think wat ur tryin to say is we must all be like the brave Leeroy here...hes my hero http://hem.bredband.net/b222680/leeroy.wmv

Divinus · May 28, 2005, 05:50 AM // 05:50

LOL This thread is by far the funniest thing I've EVER read. I'm crying here...

On another note, I'd like to throw out a question to everyone's favorite pig, Oink. I'm just wondering if we can get a special appearance? I wanted to ask him how it feels to be 8 inches tall and invincible? And I'm wondering if he's considering ever becoming a Ranger's pet.

Thanks